How do you castrate a hillbilly? Kick his sister in the mouth!
The Bobbitt Hillbillies!- Ballad of the Bobbitt Hillbillies!
Sung to the tune of the Beverly Hillbillies:
Here's a little story of a man named...
life saver-NEVER CHOKE IN A RESTAURANT IN THE SOUTH.
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> Two hillbillies walk into a bar. While having a shot...
The Bobbit Hillbillies- Sung to the tune of "The Beverly Hillbillies"
Come and listen to my story of a man named John,
A poor...
The Bobbit Hillbillies- Sung to the tune of "The Beverly Hillbillies"
Come and listen to my story 'bout a man named John,
A poor...
Two hilbillies…- A lady walks into a restaraunt and orders the blue plate special. It's the chicken. She's eating for about...
Redneck wants to fight-There were some backwoods hillbillies living across the river from each other, who feuded constantly. John hated Clarence with a...
Ma and Pa were two hillbillies. Pa has found out that the hole under the outhouse is full.-So he went into the house and tells Ma that he doesn't know what to do to empty the hole....
Men vs Women (long classic!)- RELATIONSHIPS
First of all, a man does not call it a relationship. He refers to it as a romance, or...