A Hillbilly family’s only son had saved up money to go to college and after about 3 years he came back home. They were sitting around the dinner table when the dad said, ”Well son, you done gone to college so you must be perty smart. Why don’t you speak some math fer’ us?”
”Ok, Pa”, the son said then, ”Pi R squared.”
After a moment the Dad said, ”Why son, they ain’t teached ya nothin’! Pie are round, cornbread are square.”
Trigonometry-A hillbilly was going to send his boy to school and was discussing with the principal what courses he should...
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"You got any I.D.?" the patrolman asked."
"'Bout what?"...
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They both lick their paws....
School collection 12-A math joke
I failed every subject except for algebra.
How did you keep from failing that?
I didn't take algebra!
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School collection 08-A math joke
If there are ten cats in a boat and one jumps out, how many are left?
None, they were...
HillbillyEtiquette-What do hillbilly chicks and polar bears have in common?
They both lick their paws....