A man was walking down the street and on the corner were 3 drunks trying to raise a telephone pole. They worked and worked and finally got the thing in the air. Two of of the drunks held the pole and the other climbed on top. He let down a a tape measure. This fellow couldn’t take it any more so he asks what they were doing.
They said, ”We are measuring this pole.”
The man asks, ”Why didn’t you measure it on the ground?”
They said, ”We know how long it is, now we want to know how tall it is.”
Height Problems- A lady had a height problem - she was TOO tall, being excatly 2 meters tall. She hated the...
3 wishes-An Irishman, Englishman, and a Scotsman are all walking together on a beach when a genie appears.
"I’ll grant you...
the police-A lady calls the police to report her husband is missing. The police arrive and ask for a description. She...
Fill it up with water-One day George Bush, Osama Bin Laden, and Suddam Hussain was walking through the desert when they saw a lamp....
I’m Turner Brown- A small guy goes into an elevator, looks up and notices a huge dude standing next to him. The...
Followed- "I'm fed up with your jealousy," the furious wife told her husband.
"Do you think I don't realize you're having...
Aint That About A Bitch?-A group of girlfriends is on vacation when they see a 5-story hotel with a sign that reads: "For Women...
The Little Pink Girl-Once upon a time, there was a little pink girl who lived in a little pink house which sat on...
short commments-ya’ll be short but your real
i am 6’1 ya’ll and i am proud to be tall
my monkey wear...
Lost Helicopter-A helicopter was flying around above Seattle yesterday when an electrical malfunction disabled all of the aircraft's electronic navigation and...