THERE WAS A GUY AND HE HAD ONE WISH TO HAVE A ROOM FULL OF BUD ALL DIFFERENT KINDS. WELL ONE DAY A GENIE CAME ALONG AND SAID YOU HAVE ONE WISH AND HE SAID ONLY 1 I THOUGHT A GENIE GIVES YOU 3 WISHES THE GENIE SAID WELL I AM IN A FUCKING HURRY SO YOU ONLY GET ONE WISH SO MAKE IT GOOD THE GUY SAID I WISH I HAD A ROOM FULL OF ALL DIFFERENT KINDS OF BUD. THE GENIE SAID WISH GRANTED!!! THE GUY GOT WHAT HE WISHED FOR. BUT THEN HE SAID TO THE GENIE YOU GOT A LIGHTER OR A PACK OF MATCGES I ONLY HAVE ONE MATCH LEFT IN MY PACK!!1 THE GENIE SAID NO. HE SAID WELL I WILL RETURN IN JUST ONE MINITE THE GENIE SAID YOU CANNOT LEAVE INTIL ALL THIS WEED IS SMOKED UP AND HE SAID HOW I ONLY HAVE ONE LIGHT AND WHAT IF IT GOES OUT ? THE GENIE SAID I GUESS YOU CAN EAT HES LIKE FUCK MAN WHERES A LIGHTER WHEN I NEED ONE HAHAHAHAHA
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