A policeman had a perfect spot to watch for speeders, but was not getting many.
Then, he discovered the problem; a 10 year old boy was standing up the road with a hand painted sign which read, “SPEED TRAP AHEAD”.
The officer then found a young accomplice down the road with a sign painted “TIPS” and a bucket of change.
The dead redneck!- A redneck named Clyde died in a fire and was burnt pretty bad and the morgue needed someone to...
Computer problem report-Computer Problem Report Form
1. Describe your problem:
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2. Now, describe the problem
accurately:
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3. Speculate wildly about the cause
of the problem:
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4. Problem Severity:
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Computer problem report-Computer Problem Report Form
1. Describe your problem:
________________________________
________________________________
2. Now, describe the problem
accurately:
________________________________
________________________________
3. Speculate wildly about the cause
of the problem:
________________________________
________________________________
4. Problem Severity:
...
Ideal Computer Problem Report Form- In order to streamline the handling of problems within the system. Please fill out the following questionnaire before sending...
Here comes Paddy…-
Paddy the Kerryman died in a fire and was burnt pretty bad and the morgue needed someone to identify the...
Business one-liners 76-Indecision is the key to flexibility.
Indifference is the only sure defense.
Information deteriorates upward through bureaucracies.
Information travels more surely to those...
Going to the office-Hubby - You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?
Wife - When there is a...
Going to the office-Hubby - You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?
Wife - When there is a...
This Is For You-These 2 guys are chatting:
Guy One: "I love to smoke hash."
Guy Two: "Yea me too, but I heard...
Did he kill you?-Attorney: What happened then?Witness: He told me, he says, "I have to kill you because you can identify me."Attorney: Did...