Jokes About Death

Posted on September 26th, 2005 by admin

Filed under Old Age Jokes | |

OLD TEACHERS never die, they just lose their class

OLD TELEPHONES never die, they just stop ringing

OLD THERMODYNAMICISTS never die, they just achieve their state — of maximum entropy

OLD TIRE TUBES never die, they just get punctured

OLD TRASH never dies, they just bury it

OLD TRIGONOMETRY TEACHERS never die, they just lose their identities

OLD TROMBONISTS never die - they just slide away…

OLD TRUCK DRIVERS never die; they just get a new Peterbilt

OLD TV SHOWS never die, they just get rerun on Nickelodeon

OLD TV SOAP STARS never die, they become pathetic

OLD GOAL UMPIRES never die, they just get flagged down — umpires as in Australian Rules Football

OLD USENETTERS never die, they just become unresponsive

OLD VACATIONERS never die, they just don’t come back

OLD VIOLINISTS never die - they just become unstrung.

OLD VOICEMAIL SYSTEMS never die, they just stop answering

Leave a reply


  • Bill’s Death
  • - Did You her Bill Cliton tried to kill himself? Yea he try to O.D. on Viagra and beat himself to...
  • stupid jokes
  • -1.ur so stupid u sold ur car for gas money 2.ur so stupid when u got locked up in a...
  • By death
  • -Attorney: Now, Mrs. Johnson, how was your first marriage terminated?Witness: By death.Attorney: And by whose death was it terminated? ...
  • Stupid f’ing pollocks
  • -Q: Where do pollocks tell their stupid American Jokes? A: In the Poish Jokes section {this section is for jokes...
  • Death Or Booka
  • -Three explorers are captured by a tribe in the Amazon jungle. The chief is going to punish the intruders. He...
  • death
  • -The good news is sadam is facing the death penalty.................. The bad news is DAVID BECKHAM is taking it...
  • Petishun
  • -We blonds at the ofise are tired of all the the dum stoopid jokes about us. We think this is...
  • Two Blonde Jokes And Nubile Cleavage
  • -Want to hear two blonde jokes? Listen to Britney Spears and Justin Timberlake. ...
  • garden tool
  • -This is for all the blondes that put mean jokes in the brunette jokes categorey what do you call a...
  • Have a life after death
  • -"Do you believe in life after death?" the boss asked one of his employees. "Yes, Sir." the new recruit replied....