NEVER CHOKE IN A RESTAURANT IN THE SOUTH.
>
> Two hillbillies walk into a bar. While having a shot of
> whiskey, they
>
> talk about their moonshine operation. Suddenly, a woman at a
> nearby
> table, who is eating a sandwich, begins to cough. After a
> minute or
> so, it becomes apparent that she is in real distress.
>
> One of the hillbillies looks at her and says “Kin ya swallar?”
> The
> woman shakes her head no.
>
> “Kin ya breathe?” The woman begins to turn blue and shakes her
> head
> no. The hillbilly walks over to the woman, lifts up the back
> of her
> dress, yanks down her drawers and quickly gives her right butt
> cheek a lick
> with his tongue. The woman is so shocked that she has a violent
> spasm
> and the obstruction flies out of her mouth. As she begins to
> breathe
> again, the hillbilly walks slowly back to the bar.
>
> His partner says, “Ya know, I’d heerd of that there ‘Hind Lick
> Maneuver’, but I ain’t never seed nobody do it.
>
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