Q: How many talk show hosts does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Three, one to screw in the new bulb, one to ask the old one how it feels to be replaced, and one to take questions from the audience.
Q: How many gun control advocates does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Let the police do it - private citizens can’t be trusted with light bulbs !
Q: How many gun control advocates does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: They don’t do that; they pass laws against burned-out bulbs, and then they wonder why it’s still so dark. Meanwhile, a lot of people get hurt because they can’t see.
Q: How many NRA members does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Three–One to give up the old bulb when they pry it from his cold dead fingers, one to screw it in and pose for an “I’m the NRA” ad while doing so, and one to complain about the waiting period.
Q: How many Soviet emigres does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. Soviet emigres are used to sitting in the dark.
Q: How many Soviet emigres does it take to change a light bulb?
A: One, and a lot of light bulbs.
Q: How many Soviet emigres does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Three. One to force the bulb in with a hammer, one to steal more bulbs, one to ask NYANA for a bigger hammer.
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A: 250,000,000, one to change it and 249,999,999 to...
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A: One postmaster and 100 autoresponder mailbombs.
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A: Pi. Two hold the ladder, one the...
Lightbulb joke collection 22-Q: How many chess grandmasters does it take to change a lightbulb ?
A: 21. One to have the idea, and...
Lightbulb joke collection 24-Q: How many Capricorns does it take to change a lightbulb ?
A: None: Why should I bother? It's probably just...
Lightbulb joke collection 09-Q: How many Blue Peter presenters does it take to change a lightbulb ?
A: One to make the new bulb...
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A: 6. One to change it and 5...
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A: Two. One to change it and one...
Lightbulb joke collection 62-Q: How many battery chickens does it take to change a light bulb?
A: 21. 1 to change the bulb, and...
Lightbulb joke collection 48-Q: How many Alaskan women does it take to change a light bulb?
A: "Hey Bob, this is Carol ... I...