Mr. Smythe had been giving his second-grade students a short lesson on science. He had explained about magnets and showed how they would pick up nails and other bits of iron. And now it was question time…
“Class,” said he, “My name begins with the letter `M’ and I pick up things…. What am I?”
A little boy on the front row said, “You’re a mother!”
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From a catalog.
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You don't, you...
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Definitions from Kids- Science definitions from Kids...
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To collect fumes of sulphur, hold a deacon...
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Microsoft Panhandler v1.0 (Beta)-Redmond, WA -- Microsoft Corporation chair, CEO and all-around babe magnet Bill Gates announced yesterday the introduction of a new...
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Benjamin Franklin produced electricity by rubbing cats backwards.
The theory...