This stoner went to a bar. He has’nt had any weed in awhile. He saw this chick leaning on the cigarette machine in a dark corner and decided to talk to her.He says ’Hey baby i know this is a little forward but i dont get out much so im willing to take a chance. Why dont me and you go to your place and get stoned, maybe cuddle and maybe uh, get it on.’ She looked up at the stoner and said - ’I cant right now, im on my menstrual cycle.’ The stoner scratched his head and thought for a second -’ it’s ok I’ll follow you, I’m on my honda. ’
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ok so its not the best in the world but when ur fucked up its funny as hell
peace out…
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