mexican skunk

Posted on September 30th, 2005 by admin

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there was a mom skunk and a mom duck and they both had a baby.
the two mothers get ran over and killed. then the baby duck starts to cry, the baby skunk goes over to him and asks him, “what’s wrong?”the duck
said,”i don’t know what animal i am.”well,’’said the skunk,”you have an
orange bill,lellow feathers, and webbed feet,sooo,your a duck.”then out of
nowhere the skunk starts to cry.”what’s the matter’’said the duck.”i don’t know what animal i am.” the duck then says”well, you are half white,
half black, and you smell like shit,soooo you are a mexican.

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah!!!!!!!!

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