Mickey: No Divorce From Minnie

Posted on October 4th, 2005 by admin

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The judge said to Mickey “I can not grant you a divorce from Minney, there is no evidence that she is crazy” and Mickey said, “I didnt say she was crazy, I said she was fuckin’ Goofy!”

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