A San Francisco motorist was unknowingly caught in an automatic camera speed trap. He received a $40 ticket in the post and a photo of his car. Instead of paying up, he sent the police department a photo of $40. Several days later, he received a letter from the police department containing another picture - of a pair of handcuffs. He paid the fine.
Hair lip goes in to the Bar-( Read with a hair lip with a lisp )
a hair lip walk's in to a bar :
hair...
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You can only...
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1. My parole officer thinks...