There’s a polak trying to row a boat in a corn field. All of a sudden, a guy who prides himself on being a “smart” polak sees him as he is driving along in his car. He then jumps out of his car and says these words: “You dumb polack! You make the entire country look retarded. Look at you just wasting your time. I swear if I knew how to swim I’d kick your ass!”
Corn by the cob!-YOUR MAMAS SO FAT SHE DOESNT EAT CORN BY THE COB SHE EATS CORN BY THE ACRE....
How Long Is The Pole?-An American is walking down the street when he sees a Polak with a very long pole and a yardstick....
funny ass jokes-Q. Why don’t polish women use vibrators?
A. It chips their teeth.
Q: Why did the Polak cross the road?...
Korn or corn?-One day two friends got together to smoke some...well you know if your on this part of the site, anyways,...
The duck and the corn-
One day this duck walks in to a bank. It walks up to the guy at the counter and asks,...
dum blonde-there was this blonde in the bar and there was two guys making dum blonde jokes she got mad and...
Canoeing-This one blonde is driving down the street and she sees this other blonde a canoe in a corn field....
Question and answer-How did the aliens hurt the farmer?
They trod on his corn.
Did you hear about the farmer you ploughed...
Ponderings collection 09-Why call then hot water heaters if the water is already hot?
If you throw a cat out a car...
Don't give us a bad name-There was a blonde driving down the road listening to the radio. The announcer was telling blonde joke after blonde...