Two Poles were walking down the street when they spot a dog licking its balls. One Pole looks at the other and says,”Boy I wish I could do that!”. The other Pole turned to his friend and says ” You better pet him first, he looks kind of mean”.
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says "Nice hair", she...
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One the way he bumps into a...
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Prostitution-A man walks into his bedroom and sees his wife packing a suitcase.
"What are you doing?" He says.
She answers,...