Why call then hot water heaters if the water is already hot?
If you throw a cat out a car window does it become kitty litter?
If corn oil comes from corn, where does baby oil come from?
If there is no God, who pops up the next Kleenex in the box?
When a cow laughs does milk come up its nose?
Why do they put braille on the number pads of drive-through bank machines?
How did a fool and his money GET together?
If nothing sticks to Teflon, how do they stick Teflon on the pan?
How do they get a deer to cross at that yellow road sign?
If it’s tourist season, why can’t we shoot them?
Ponderings collection 29-If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too?
If the #2 pencil is the most popular,...
Ponderings collection 43-Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th...
Ponderings collection 04-Why is it called a "building" when it is already built?
Why do they call them "apartments" when they are...
Ponderings collection 05-When they ship styrofoam, what do they pack it in?
If 75% of all accidents happen within 5 miles of...
Ponderings collection 16-Should vegetarians eat animal crackers?
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
The pen is mightier than the...
Ponderings collection 08-When you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?
Does fuzzy logic tickle?
Do blind eskimoes heave seeing-eye sled...
Ponderings collection 18-When sign makers go on strike, is anything written on their signs?
When you open a bag of cotton balls,...
Ponderings collection 26-I couldn't repair my brakes, so I made the horn louder.
Why do psychics have to ask you for your...
Ponderings collection 03-Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?...
Ponderings collection 44-The severity of the itch is proportional to inability to the reach it.
Two wrongs are only the beginning.
The sooner you...