Whatever happened to preparations A through G?
If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?
So what’s the speed of dark?
Why don’t they just make mouse-flavored cat food?
I just got skylights put in my place. The people who live above me are furious.
Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?
Do they have reserved parking for non-handicapped people at the Special Olympics?
Is it true that cannibals don’t eat clowns because they taste funny?
If it’s tourist season, why can’t we shoot them?
Isn’t Disney World a people trap operated by a mouse?
Ponderings collection 29-If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too?
If the #2 pencil is the most popular,...
Ponderings collection 43-Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th...
Ponderings collection 04-Why is it called a "building" when it is already built?
Why do they call them "apartments" when they are...
Ponderings collection 05-When they ship styrofoam, what do they pack it in?
If 75% of all accidents happen within 5 miles of...
Ponderings collection 16-Should vegetarians eat animal crackers?
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
The pen is mightier than the...
Ponderings collection 08-When you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?
Does fuzzy logic tickle?
Do blind eskimoes heave seeing-eye sled...
Ponderings collection 18-When sign makers go on strike, is anything written on their signs?
When you open a bag of cotton balls,...
Ponderings collection 26-I couldn't repair my brakes, so I made the horn louder.
Why do psychics have to ask you for your...
Ponderings collection 03-Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?...
Ponderings collection 44-The severity of the itch is proportional to inability to the reach it.
Two wrongs are only the beginning.
The sooner you...