Ponderings collection 33

Posted on October 3rd, 2005 by admin

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Whatever happened to preparations A through G?

If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?

So what’s the speed of dark?

Why don’t they just make mouse-flavored cat food?

I just got skylights put in my place. The people who live above me are furious.

Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?

Do they have reserved parking for non-handicapped people at the Special Olympics?

Is it true that cannibals don’t eat clowns because they taste funny?

If it’s tourist season, why can’t we shoot them?

Isn’t Disney World a people trap operated by a mouse?

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