Q: Why do hummingbirds hum?
A: Because they don’t know the words.
Q: Where does a blackbird go for a drink?
A: To a crow bar.
Q: Why was the crow perched on a telephone wire?
A: He was going to make a long-distance caw.
Q: What did the chick say when it saw an orange in the nest?
A: Look at the orange mama laid.
Q: Is it good manners to eat fried chicken with your fingers?
A: No, you should eat your fingers separately.
Q: Why do hens lay eggs?
A: If they dropped them, they’d break.
Q: Why do seagulls live near the sea?
A: Because if they lived near the bay, they would be called bagels.
Q: Diner: Do you serve chicken here?
A: Waiter: Sit down, sir. We serve anyone.
Question and answer animal jokes- Q: What do you get when you cross an elephant with a kangaroo?
A: Holes all over Australia.
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Question and answer animal jokes-Q: What do you get when you cross an elephant with a kangaroo?
A: Holes all over Australia.
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Question and answer animal jokes- Q: What has four legs and an arm?
A: A happy pit bull.
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A:...
Question and answer animal jokes-Q: What has four legs and an arm?
A: A happy pit bull.
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Question and answer animal jokes- Q: Diner: I can't eat this chicken. Call the manager.
A: Waiter: It's no use. He can't eat it either.
Q:...
Question and answer animal jokes-Q: Diner: I can't eat this chicken. Call the manager.
A: Waiter: It's no use. He can't eat it either.
Q: Which...
Blind question and answer jokes-Q: Why don't blind people skydive?
A: It scares the heck out of the dog.
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Question and answer animal jokes- Q: Why did the turtle cross the road?
A: To get to the Shell station!
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