ur mama is so dumb she stole free bread.
ur mama so old her breast milk is powdered
ur mammas so old she did year three wit jesus
yo mamas so short and skiny that she gets used 4 a dildo
yo mommas so old she owes jesus 3cents
ur mammas so fat that her belt size is the equator
Books on Tape We Don’t Want to Hear-
1. The Communist Manifesto as read by Ronald Reagan
2. The Torah as read by Louis Farrakhan
3. The Koran as read...
Fun Toungue Twister!- Here's a fun tongue twister.
Read the following list and then follow the instructions at the end.
Read it LOUD and...
What is the future-My horoscope read, "You're going places and you can't be stopped."
Apparently the cop who gave me a ticket hadn't read...
What is the future-My horoscope read, "You're going places and you can't be stopped."
Apparently the cop who gave me a ticket hadn't read...
Bishop And The Ass-A preacher wanted to raise money for his church and on being told that there was a fortune in horse...
Have you ever read Shakespeare?-One blonde to another...Have you ever read Shakespeare?No. Who wrote it?...
Computer problem report-Computer Problem Report Form
1. Describe your problem:
________________________________
________________________________
2. Now, describe the problem
accurately:
________________________________
________________________________
3. Speculate wildly about the cause
of the problem:
________________________________
________________________________
4. Problem Severity:
...
Computer problem report-Computer Problem Report Form
1. Describe your problem:
________________________________
________________________________
2. Now, describe the problem
accurately:
________________________________
________________________________
3. Speculate wildly about the cause
of the problem:
________________________________
________________________________
4. Problem Severity:
...
Preacher’s Horse Racing Exploits-A preacher wanted to raise money for his church and on being told that there was a fortune in horse...
(It just will never happen)-Four beautiful ladies walked into a hotel to stay in for the night, the name of the hotel read, "Pleasure...