Yo mama is so fat she got stuck in a picture frame
Yo mama is so ugly she made michael jackson look beutiful
Yo mama is so fat her lumps married
Yo mama is so fat she was used as the worlds biggest gobbstoper
Yo mama is so fat when she farted america blew up
Yo mama is so fat she plays godzilla in his latest movie
Yo mama is so stupid she shot the cat and stroked the big foot
Yo mama smells so bad suddamn hussain used her as an atomic bomb
Books on Tape We Don’t Want to Hear-
1. The Communist Manifesto as read by Ronald Reagan
2. The Torah as read by Louis Farrakhan
3. The Koran as read...
Fun Toungue Twister!- Here's a fun tongue twister.
Read the following list and then follow the instructions at the end.
Read it LOUD and...
What is the future-My horoscope read, "You're going places and you can't be stopped."
Apparently the cop who gave me a ticket hadn't read...
What is the future-My horoscope read, "You're going places and you can't be stopped."
Apparently the cop who gave me a ticket hadn't read...
Bishop And The Ass-A preacher wanted to raise money for his church and on being told that there was a fortune in horse...
Have you ever read Shakespeare?-One blonde to another...Have you ever read Shakespeare?No. Who wrote it?...
Computer problem report-Computer Problem Report Form
1. Describe your problem:
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2. Now, describe the problem
accurately:
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3. Speculate wildly about the cause
of the problem:
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4. Problem Severity:
...
Computer problem report-Computer Problem Report Form
1. Describe your problem:
________________________________
________________________________
2. Now, describe the problem
accurately:
________________________________
________________________________
3. Speculate wildly about the cause
of the problem:
________________________________
________________________________
4. Problem Severity:
...
Preacher’s Horse Racing Exploits-A preacher wanted to raise money for his church and on being told that there was a fortune in horse...
(It just will never happen)-Four beautiful ladies walked into a hotel to stay in for the night, the name of the hotel read, "Pleasure...