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Posted on October 5th, 2005 by admin

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YO mama is so fat she can’t even jump to a conclusion

YO mama is so fat when she walked across the room the cd player jumped…AT THE RADIO STATION

YO mama is so fat her blood type is ragu

YO mama is so fat when she goes missing she takes up all four sides of the milk carton

YO mama is so fat shes got pounds in one pocket and yen in the other

YO mama is so fat the last time she saw ’90210’ was on the scales

YO mama is so fat the back of her neck looks like a pack of hotdogs

YO mama is so fat she walked in front of the tv…i missed four commercials

YO mama is so fat she has to get out of the car to change radio station

YOmama is so fat the waiter handed her the menu she said ’yes please’

YO mama is so fat she heard there was an all you eat they had to install
speed bumps

YO mama is so fat doc martin had to kill a whole cow to make her shoes

YO mama is so fat she puts lip stick on using a paint roller

YO mama is so fat she needs a relay team to put a belt on

YO mama is so fat when she turns around people throw her a welcome back party

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