The hillbilly man and his new bride were on their honeymoon. The first night the hillbilly anxiously jumps into bed to wait for his wife to get herself ready for a little romance.
His new bride comes out of the bathroom in a sexy negligee and says “Honey, I have something to tell you. I’m a virgin.”
The man grabs his clothes and rushes out of the house yelling at the top of his lungs. He heads straight to his father’s house. When he gets there his father says “Son, what are you doing here? You’re supposed to be on your honeymoon.”
The son, almost out of breath from his run to the house says “Dad, my new wife told me a big secret of hers. She’s a virgin!!!!”
“Damn son. You did the right thing by leaving. If she wasn’t good enough for her family, she sure as hell isn’t good enough for ours!”
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