she always gets more
a man is walking along the beach one day and kicks a lamp. POOF out pops a genie. the genie says you get 3 wishes but remember your x-wife gets twice as much. the man says thats fine. He says for my first wish I would like ten million dollars. The genie says fine but your wife has now become a 20 time millionaire. The man says thats fine. Now for my second wish I would like a huge mantion at the top of a hill with a brand new vette in the driveway. the genie says fine but your ex wife has double. the man says does not bother me. the genie says now for your third wish. the man cracks a smile and says. I wish you would beat me half to death.