Arnold the Derby fan is walking his dog one day, when he sees an old lamp. He bends down to pick it up, and starts to rub it to clean it. Suddenly, a genie appears, and says, “I am the economy-price genie?” I grant but one wish”. Arnold thinks for a while, and then says, “Make my dog Wanchope, win Crufts.” The genie looks at Wanchope and says, “Don’t be stupid, look at the thing. It’s mangy, it’s got fleas, it’s got a bit missing from one eat it limps and it smells. I might be a genie, but I’m not a miracle worker.” “All right then,” says Arnold, “Make Derby County win the Premier League.” The genie stops for a moment, then says, “Let’s have another look at that dog again.
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Manufactured in Zchkynk, Crzyktjkystan.
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