This hillbilly is traveling across Texas when a state policeman pulls him over.
“You got any I.D.?” the patrolman asked.”
“‘Bout what?” the hillbilly replied.
Hillbilly Animal Etiquette-What do hillbilly chicks and polar bears have in common?
They both lick their paws....
Hillbilly Math-A Hillbilly family's only son had saved up money to go to college and after about 3 years he came...
Trigonometry-A hillbilly was going to send his boy to school and was discussing with the principal what courses he should...
HillBilly Memories- There was a reporter from the city stuck in a small mountainous town in W.Va. He decided to use...
Redneck honeymoon.- The hillbilly man and his new bride were on their honeymoon. The first night the hillbilly anxiously jumps into...
Hillbillies- How do you castrate a hillbilly? Kick his sister in the mouth!
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HillbillyEtiquette-What do hillbilly chicks and polar bears have in common?
They both lick their paws....
life saver-NEVER CHOKE IN A RESTAURANT IN THE SOUTH.
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> Two hillbillies walk into a bar. While having a shot...
Redneck Status- Q. What would a hillbilly change his name to--who had finished third grade successfully, moved to Ohio,...
Heres the money…Wheres my car?-Theres a blonde lady drivin her car cause she wanted to see how far she could get without stopping. She...