Q. whats the similarity between a texas divorce and a tornado?
A. someones going to loose a trailer!
A blind man vists the state of Texas-There once was a blind man who decided to visit Texas. When he arrived on the plane, he felt the...
Proud Texan Father-A Texan bought a round of drinks for all in the bar and said that his wife had just produced...
What Happened in Tex-A cowboy rode into town and stopped at a saloon for a drink. Unfortunately, the locals had a habit of...
What Happened in Tex-A cowboy rode into town and stopped at a saloon for a drink. Unfortunately, the locals had a habit of...
women and nature-what does a woman and a tornado have in common?
they both screen when they cum and both take the...
Questions and Answers!- Q: What's the difference between a bad golfer and a bad skydiver?
A: A bad golfer goes, WHACK! "Damn."
A bad...
Texas-
A cowboy has been travelling through the desert for days,tired,hungry and thirsty he come across a little town,now he doesnt...
Bush Fan-Bush or Kerry
There’s a teacher in a small Texas town. She asks her class how many of
them are...
Texas Thug Athletes-If two Dallas Cowboys are in a car. Who's driving?
The cops....
Lawyer’s Translation- A Mexican bandit made a specialty of crossing the Rio Grande from time to time and robbing banks in...