If two Dallas Cowboys are in a car. Who’s driving?
The cops.
Athletes- If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?
- Mistle toe, of course!
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A blind man vists the state of Texas-There once was a blind man who decided to visit Texas. When he arrived on the plane, he felt the...
Answering machine message 151-(Thug voice:) Uh, hello, Mike and Brian aren't here right now. They've been kidnapped! So at the beep, leave your...
texas diorce and a tornado-Q. whats the similarity between a texas divorce and a tornado?
A. someones going to loose a trailer!...
Why the big fight?-A man being mugged by two thugs put up a tremendous fight!
Finally, the thugs subdued him and took his wallet.
Upon...
Proud Texan Father-A Texan bought a round of drinks for all in the bar and said that his wife had just produced...
What Happened in Tex-A cowboy rode into town and stopped at a saloon for a drink. Unfortunately, the locals had a habit of...
What Happened in Tex-A cowboy rode into town and stopped at a saloon for a drink. Unfortunately, the locals had a habit of...
Texas-
A cowboy has been travelling through the desert for days,tired,hungry and thirsty he come across a little town,now he doesnt...
Bush Fan-Bush or Kerry
There’s a teacher in a small Texas town. She asks her class how many of
them are...