A cowboy has been travelling through the desert for days,tired,hungry and thirsty he come across a little town,now he doesnt realise this town is well known for robbing strangers of there possesions.
So he see’s the saloon,ties his horse up and goes in and orders some food and drink.
After filling his belly and quenching his thirst he exits the bar,and to his shock his horse is gone!
The cowboy is very angry and goes back in pulls his gun and perfectly shoots the tops of 10bottles of beer and say’s “listen you people if my horse is not outside in 30mins,i will have to do what i did in TEXAS please dont make me do that”,so he sits back down,has a drink waits 15min and pulls his gun again and say’s “you only have 15mins left”he then shoots the tops of 20 bottles perfectly,well after the 15 min he goes outside and alas there is his horse,he’s really happy gets on the horse and is about to ride off when all the people come running out and say “hey mr what happened in Texas”
the cowboy replies”i had to walk home”!
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