A man visits the doctor for a checkup, and after some tests, the doctor comes in with a grave look on his face.
Doctor: Well, I have some bad news and some really bad news.
Man: Well, give me the really bad news first.
Doctor: You have cancer, and only 6 months to live.
Man: And the bad news?
Doctor: You have Alzheimer’s disease.
Man: That’s great. I was afraid I had cancer!
The bad and the worse news-A man visits the doctor for a checkup, and after some tests, the doctor comes in with a grave look...
The bad and the worse news-A man visits the doctor for a checkup, and after some tests, the doctor comes in with a grave look...
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