You’d never believe it, but I bumped into a famous stuntman in a motorcycle shop the other day.
He was complaining because he couldn’t decide whether to buy a bike with a high top speed but poor acceleration, or one with lots of torque and a fast acceleration but a poor top speed.
Eventually he decided on the second one because it cost a lot less.
After all… torque is cheap.
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Polly-Translation of women:
Yes = No
No = Yes
Maybe = No
I'm sorry = You'll be sorry
We need...
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"No" = Yes
"Maybe" = No
"I'm sorry" = You'll be sorry
"We need" = I want
"It's your decision" = The...
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OLD BIKERS never die,...
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You've ever worn a tube top...
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Answering machine message 153-Hi there. This is Joe speaking. I'm home right now, and in a moment, I'll have a decision to make....