A man is stuck in a cage with a lion, snake and a yankee fan. He has only two bullets in his pistol, guess what he does with it. He shoots the yankee fan twice.
my budgie-a bloke buys abudgie and after having it for about a week he feals the budgie is fealling alone so...
THE PET RABBIT STORY-Years ago while lying in my hammock and drinking JD from the bottle I noticed my dog dragging something under...
Got a headache?-It was a warm, sunny Sunday, so a man and his wife decided to take in the zoo. They spent...
In a Zoo, a monkey in a cage was eating cherries-In a Zoo, a monkey in a cage was eating cherries. She performed a strange ritual. Fetching a cherry from...
TheDog-There was a lady, who had a dog that she loved, and he followed her everywhere. One morning she woke...
The Dead Dog-There was a lady, who had a dog that she loved, and he followed her everywhere. One morning she woke...
Zoo-What's the difference between a Northern zoo and a Southern zoo?
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A Northern zoo has the name of the animal listed...
A LITTLE MONKEY BUSINESS-
A tourist walks into a pet shop in Silicon Valley, and is browsing around the cages on display. While he's...
At the construction job-There's this cathedral that's still being worked on, and the workers have rigged a "cage elevator" inside so they can...
With best intentions-As you may know, the Albuquerque housing market is becoming as tight as the one in Denver. My friend Chuck,...