A gorilla breaks out of a zoo. The zoo owner calls the police and as the police chase the gorilla he pulls out $100 and stops the police come out of their cars and inch up to the gorilla. The gorrilla shows them the $100 and says I’ll give you $100 if you don’t take me back to the zoo. After a bit the police men except the offer and drive back to the police station.
Later the Police men find out the money is counterfit and go to find the gorrilla. The Gorilla enter an ice cream store and buys a bannana split for $10. Then goes back out after eating it. After a while the Owner of the ice cream store find out the money’s fake he runs out the door and chases the gorrilla.
Then the gorilla enters a bowling ally. Spends $25 on bowling shoes. After the gorilla is finished bowling he leaves. After the owner of the bowling ally finds out the moneys fake he goes to chase after him.
When the Police, Ice Cream store owner, and bowling ally owner find him. He gets threatened. “Don’t hurt me” said the gorilla. “I thought it was my reward for catching the counterfitters on that poster in the zoo.”
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