A young Laz(Turkish-Irish) replied to an advert seeking volunteers for scientific research. The chief scientist, explaining they were trying to find the results of a meeting between a man and a female gorilla, asked, “How about 10,000 Dollars?”
“Certainly,” replied Laz. “But with three conditions. One, I want an armed man in the cage with us, in case things turn out nasty. Two, to make the gorilla more sexy, I would like her to wear lipstick. Three, can I pay by three installments?”
Redneck Gorrilla-
A small, rural West Virginia Wild Animal Park had acquired a very rare species of gorilla. Within a few weeks,...
What does HMO stand for?- Q. What does HMO stand for?
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Unsanitary conditions-The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the story is most likely strange, weird,...
Nail in experiment-DURING my freshman biology class at North High School in Springfield, Ohio, our teacher was lecturing on the conditions in...
Nail in experiment-DURING my freshman biology class at North High School in Springfield, Ohio, our teacher was lecturing on the conditions in...
Rednecks flying home-Two Redneck hunters got a pilot to fly them into the far north for elk hunting. They were quite successful...
Rednecks flying home-Two Redneck hunters got a pilot to fly them into the far north for elk hunting. They were quite successful...
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The Real Cinderella Story- The story takes off where Cinderella just got yelled at by her step-mother, then her fairy godmother comes to...
Snowstorm-It was snowing heavily and blowing to the point that visibility was almost zero when the little blond got off...