if you mow your lawn and you find your car you might be a redneck.
if people come knokin’ on your door and ask if they can go fishin’ in your pool you might be a redneck.
if you walk the access legnth off of your jeans rather than hem them you might be a redneck.
if you go to a family reunion to meet women you might be a redneck.
if you have ever gotten your nipple bitten off by a beaver you might be a redneck.
You might be a redneck…-If you think Nsync is were your dirty dishes are you might be a redneck--
if you work outside with...
A Redneck Joke- 1) If you go to your family reunion to pick up guys/women... You might be a Redneck. 2) If...
Redneck Tests-Do you qualify to be a redneck? Find out below!
* You might be a redneck if your toilet paper...
A Few Ways to know if you are a Redneck- If you have a complete set of salad bowls and they all say "Coolwip" on the side..........you might be...
you might be a redneck if…-You might be a redneck if your power company blows your candles out.
You might be a redneck if your...
Redneck Bonanza!- Q: What do a redneck divorce and a tornado have in common?
A: Either way somebody loses a trailer home!
You...
Wanna Hear A Redneck Story?- So a dude turns to the guy next to him at a bar and asks, "Hey, you wanna hear...
Souped Up Lincoln- This rich guy from the north is driving his Lincoln Continental down
to New Orleans. Along the way he picks...
Three Shots-Two rednecks from Arkansas were out hunting. They decided to separate to get a better chance of catching something.
The first...
Therethisthatinto…-There was this redneck that walked into a bar and ordered a beer. While he was waiting on his drink...