You might be a redneck if…
Your Christmas tree is still up in February.
You’ve ever been arrested for loitering.
You think that potted meat on a saltine is an hors d’ouvre.
There is a stuffed possum anywhere in your house.
You hammer bottle caps into the frame of your front door to make it look nice.
You’ve ever shot anyone for looking at you.
You own a homemade fur coat.
Your wife can climb a tree faster than your cat.
Your momma has “ammo” on her Christmas list.
You’ve totaled every car you’ve ever owned.
You might be a redneck…-If you think Nsync is were your dirty dishes are you might be a redneck--
if you work outside with...
A Redneck Joke- 1) If you go to your family reunion to pick up guys/women... You might be a Redneck. 2) If...
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if people come knokin' on...
Redneck Tests-Do you qualify to be a redneck? Find out below!
* You might be a redneck if your toilet paper...
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You might be a redneck if your...
Redneck Bonanza!- Q: What do a redneck divorce and a tornado have in common?
A: Either way somebody loses a trailer home!
You...
Wanna Hear A Redneck Story?- So a dude turns to the guy next to him at a bar and asks, "Hey, you wanna hear...
Souped Up Lincoln- This rich guy from the north is driving his Lincoln Continental down
to New Orleans. Along the way he picks...
Three Shots-Two rednecks from Arkansas were out hunting. They decided to separate to get a better chance of catching something.
The first...