You might be a redneck if…
Your wife’s job requires her to wear an orange vest.
You’ve ever worn a tube top to a wedding.
Bikers back down from your momma.
You were shooting pool when your kids were born.
Your favorite Christmas present was a painting on black velvet.
You think that Dom Perignon is a mafia leader.
Your school fight song was “Dueling Banjos”.
You think a chain saw is a musical instrument.
You’ve ever stolen clothes from a scarecrow.
You think that beef jerky and Moon Pies are two of the major food groups.
You might be a redneck…-If you think Nsync is were your dirty dishes are you might be a redneck--
if you work outside with...
A Redneck Joke- 1) If you go to your family reunion to pick up guys/women... You might be a Redneck. 2) If...
You might be a redneck……-if you mow your lawn and you find your car you might be a redneck.
if people come knokin' on...
Redneck Tests-Do you qualify to be a redneck? Find out below!
* You might be a redneck if your toilet paper...
A Few Ways to know if you are a Redneck- If you have a complete set of salad bowls and they all say "Coolwip" on the side..........you might be...
you might be a redneck if…-You might be a redneck if your power company blows your candles out.
You might be a redneck if your...
Redneck Bonanza!- Q: What do a redneck divorce and a tornado have in common?
A: Either way somebody loses a trailer home!
You...
Wanna Hear A Redneck Story?- So a dude turns to the guy next to him at a bar and asks, "Hey, you wanna hear...
Souped Up Lincoln- This rich guy from the north is driving his Lincoln Continental down
to New Orleans. Along the way he picks...
Three Shots-Two rednecks from Arkansas were out hunting. They decided to separate to get a better chance of catching something.
The first...