You might be a redneck if 09

Posted on September 22nd, 2005 by admin

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You might be a redneck if…

Your wife’s job requires her to wear an orange vest.

You’ve ever worn a tube top to a wedding.

Bikers back down from your momma.

You were shooting pool when your kids were born.

Your favorite Christmas present was a painting on black velvet.

You think that Dom Perignon is a mafia leader.

Your school fight song was “Dueling Banjos”.

You think a chain saw is a musical instrument.

You’ve ever stolen clothes from a scarecrow.

You think that beef jerky and Moon Pies are two of the major food groups.

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