You might be a redneck if…
You’ve ever shot a deer from inside your house.
The first words out of your mouth every time you see friends are “Howdy!”, “HEY!” or “How Y’all Doin’?” (If they respond with the same… they’re a redneck too!)
You have more than two brothers named Bubba or Junior.
You’ve ever stolen toilet paper from a public restroom.
You clean your nails with a stick.
You prefer car keys to Q-tips.
Your Christmas cards have a copy of your butt included.
People are scared to touch your wife’s bathrobe.
Your father encourages you to quit school because Larry has an opening on the lube rack.
You think a Volvo is part of a woman’s anatomy.
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if you work outside with...
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if people come knokin' on...
Redneck Tests-Do you qualify to be a redneck? Find out below!
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A: Either way somebody loses a trailer home!
You...
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Souped Up Lincoln- This rich guy from the north is driving his Lincoln Continental down
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The first...