you might be a redneck if…

Posted on September 27th, 2005 by admin

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You might be a redneck if your power company blows your candles out.

You might be a redneck if your idea of a perfect date is watching movies on a display tv at Wal-Mart.

You might be a redneck if your 2 yr. old has more teeth than you do.

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