If you think Nsync is were your dirty dishes are you might be a redneck–
if you work outside with out a shirt on and so does your husband you might be a redneck–
if you mow your grass and find a car you might be a redneck–
if you wear a tube top to a funeral you might be a redneck–
if you go to a family reuionon (sp?) looking for a wife you might be a redneck–
if you have a working television on top of a non working television you might be a redneck–
if you have a flyswatter on the dash of your car to reach the kids in the back of your car you might be a redneck–
if someone says do the ho down and you throw your girlfriend on the floor you might be a redneck–
A Redneck Joke- 1) If you go to your family reunion to pick up guys/women... You might be a Redneck. 2) If...
You might be a redneck……-if you mow your lawn and you find your car you might be a redneck.
if people come knokin' on...
Redneck Tests-Do you qualify to be a redneck? Find out below!
* You might be a redneck if your toilet paper...
A Few Ways to know if you are a Redneck- If you have a complete set of salad bowls and they all say "Coolwip" on the side..........you might be...
you might be a redneck if…-You might be a redneck if your power company blows your candles out.
You might be a redneck if your...
Redneck Bonanza!- Q: What do a redneck divorce and a tornado have in common?
A: Either way somebody loses a trailer home!
You...
Wanna Hear A Redneck Story?- So a dude turns to the guy next to him at a bar and asks, "Hey, you wanna hear...
Souped Up Lincoln- This rich guy from the north is driving his Lincoln Continental down
to New Orleans. Along the way he picks...
Three Shots-Two rednecks from Arkansas were out hunting. They decided to separate to get a better chance of catching something.
The first...
Therethisthatinto…-There was this redneck that walked into a bar and ordered a beer. While he was waiting on his drink...